From the brilliant mind of Todd Fritz:
THE HURT LOCKER....JAKE'S THIRD QUARTER SCAMPER BRUISES JETS
FURIOUS FIREMAN....ED HOT UNDER COLLAR OVER THIS ONE
10-A-SEE......NOT ENOUGH POINTS TO BEAT TITANS
I HAVE TO A-GREEN.....JETS DON'T DESERVE PLAYOFFS
BIG APPLE TURNOVERS
GOT THE MUNCHAKS......WEED RECOMMEND POT AND POTATO CHIPS FOR JET FANS
HOLD ON TITAN.....IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY OFF-SEASON FOR NEW YORK
FLEX RYAN.....COACH NEEDS TO WHIP TEAM BACK INTO SHAPE
CRASHVILLE, TENNESSEE……MAY-DAY IN DECEMBER FOR JETS
THAT'S OFFENSIVE.....HUMILIATING ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE BALL
IT'S SNOT ALL YOUR FAULT, MARK.....BUT PICKED FOUR TIMES
WORDY SANCHEZ....WE'RE TIRED OF QB's POOR EXCUSES
