Fritzy's Jets' meltdown Headlines
From the brilliant mind of Todd Fritz:
THE HURT LOCKER….JAKE’S THIRD QUARTER SCAMPER BRUISES JETS
FURIOUS FIREMAN….ED HOT UNDER COLLAR OVER THIS ONE
10-A-SEE……NOT ENOUGH POINTS TO BEAT TITANS
I HAVE TO A-GREEN…..JETS DON’T DESERVE PLAYOFFS
BIG APPLE TURNOVERS
GOT THE MUNCHAKS……WEED RECOMMEND POT AND POTATO CHIPS FOR JET FANS
HOLD ON TITAN…..IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY OFF-SEASON FOR NEW YORK
FLEX RYAN…..COACH NEEDS TO WHIP TEAM BACK INTO SHAPE
CRASHVILLE, TENNESSEE……MAY-DAY IN DECEMBER FOR JETS
THAT’S OFFENSIVE…..HUMILIATING ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE BALL
IT’S SNOT ALL YOUR FAULT, MARK…..BUT PICKED FOUR TIMES
WORDY SANCHEZ….WE’RE TIRED OF QB’s POOR EXCUSES