Here are Fritzy’s mock headlines on Manti Te’o running a slow 40 at the Combine:
Where Does He Slow From Here?
No Hoax....Manti Needs To pick Up Pace
Need For Speed......He May Be Quick, But Not Fast
40-Yard Crash
Kekua For Cocoa Puffs.....Te'o Didn't Eat His Wheaties
For Goodness Fake.....What Happened Out There
Ronaiah Twain.....Te'o Feels Like A Woman After Dash Time
Cool Catfish.....Manti Takes Poor Results In Stride
Clock-Blocked....Te'o Questions Results
