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Fritzy shares mock headlines on the Bulls beating the Heat and snapping their win streak. Here they are, including a few that didn’t make air:

OFF THE RECORD

HEAT CONTINUE STREAK?……THAT’S JUST BULL

JERK HINRICH……IT’S BASKETBALL, NOT FOOTBALL

MIAMI BEAT

NO IF’S, AND’S OR BUTLERS…..JIMMY STEPS UP

BULL-IES……CHICAGO’S AGGRESSIVE PLAY OVER THE TOP

SECOND CITY?…….FIRST TO STOP MIAMI

DENG!…..I THOUGHT HEAT WOULD FIND WAY TO PULL IT OUT

CARLOS BRUISER……BIG MAN TAKES LEBRON’S BEST SHOT

BULLS IN A CHINA SHOP…..CHICAGO KNOCKS OVER LEBRON AND SHOT AT HISTORY

TAJ MA-FALL….GIBSON HELPS END MIAMI RUN

THIBODEAU THROUGH THE TULIPS…….NO JOAKIM, RIP, OR DERRICK – BUT STLL SMELL LIKE ROSE

SPLATTIER!…..A SHANE STREAK COULDN’T CONTINUE

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