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paul.test300By Paul Pabst

We’ve pointed out that the Wonderlic test has nothing to do with the NFL. So here is the Danderlic — a true intelligence test for perspective pro football players:

1. If you are 30 years old in the NFL…you are…

-over the hill

-expendable

-about to be cap casualty

-soon to be working for a pregame show

-all of the above (correct answer)

2. If you take a train from Atlanta to Jacksonville ….

-it will take seven hours

-I will not be going to the playoffs next year (correct answer)

3. If you offer $10,000 to a teammate to take out the opposing quarterback …

-it will cost you $10,000 dollars

-it will cost you $1 million (correct answer)

4. If you have a quarterback who is obviously injured, do you …

-have the doctor check him out

-take him out of the game

-keep him in the game until he destroys his already surgically-repaired knee (only correct if you happened to coach the Redskins)

5. Finish this sentence: What happens in Vegas …

-stays in Vegas.

-is the reason for NFL injury reports.

-ends up on Deadspin.

-all of the above

6. Would you rather…

-look like Mark Sanchez (correct answer)

-Play like Tim Tebow

7. (Audio question) Listen to Bill Belichick mumble through this postgame interview. By his demeanor…did the Patriots…

-win

-lose

-no way to tell nor understand

8. Best way to get back on the field after a concussion…

-proper rest and examination by team doctors

-lie your ass off

-unfair question, I didn’t have a concussion … just had my bell rung (correct answer)

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