Vacation Update for the Boys
By Andrew Perloff
Although Dan and the Danettes have taken a strict vow not to talk to each other during our vacation, I have been able to use Twitter and other means to track my fellow Danettes’ travels. Just a brief rundown of where we’re at:
Dan: Did get this text “How did you get this number, McLovin?” … so he’s all good.
Paulie: Apparently, Paulie’s taken up golf. Hide your young ones if you live near a course. But make sure to buy him (or let him buy you) an Audible Ale up in Vermont.
Todd: All we know about Fritzie is that he’s on a beach putting on a gun show at this very moment.
Seton: Best I can tell, he’s teaching his son skateboarding tricks and listening to music … and golf may be involved.
McLovin: Keepin it real. That’s what I do.